Annual Order of the Halloween Pumpkin No.1

Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has been awarded with the Annual Order of the Halloween Pumpkin by an independent panel of gender-confident English Channel experts.

A spokesman said: “The nondiscriminatory panel felt that Corbyn’s programme to further socialise Britain was an unimaginable horror story, far beyond the realms of cinematic certification.”

Corbyn’s well documented political script includes hosting terror groups in Parliament, backing anti-semitic militants, backing non-anti-semitic militants and replacing our Trident nuclear deterrent with free allotment plots for ISIS returnees.

 

Comrade Corbyn… we salute your courage, your strength and your indefatigability…

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